Thanks chubby.mp4
This is the most cursed video I’ve seen 10/10
one thing about tumblr users isthat they love to disagree with posts. another thing is that they love to do is disagree with things that were not even in the post as if they were
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
August 2015
October 2016
April 2017
July 2017
September 2018
December 2018
June 2019
February 2020
August 2020
You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
TODAY
Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:
- May 2021
- January 2022
- October 2022
- April 2023
- July 2023
- June 2024
- February 2025
- March 2025
- November 2025
- August 2026
If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.
I gotta take my chances
I've been on a White People Expedition Diary kick recently. I see why Lovecraft was fucking obsessed with this as a framing device, they are insanely compelling.
July 17th, 1884: "Food supplies are low. The Dutchman has eaten so many dog livers that he is now hallucinating from vitamin A poisoning, which is a thing that can happen apparently."
July 18: "We kicked that faggy Austrian botanist into a ravine. Lmao. Had a lovely bath."
July 19th 1884: "The Dutchman has been confined to the sled. We have sacrificed our belts to restrain his movements, lest we lose another Austrian to his Poop Madness."
July 20th 1884: "The men are demanding I leave behind my bathtub. I will not."
unity amongst disabled people would look like neurodivergent people advocating for elevator access. not neurodivergents changing “accessibility” in venues to mean “accessible for people with adhd” or “accessibility for sensory issues” when most places literally can’t even accommodate the most basic ass fucking wheelchairs. we literally just want to go to the same places as y’all and it’s still too much for ablebodieds. it fucking sucks
do you have any idea how disappointing it is to see the word “accessible” next to “for neurodivergent people” for something/somewhere that you’ve literally never have been able to do because of your physical disabilities and mobility aids. lmao
should i make a ‘most fuckable man in warframe’ poll. it would have devastating effects on the posting ecosystem and if nef or alad win i’m going to kill myself but it might be funny idk
i want to see blood pouring in the streets by the time this hits the semifinals
You can't fuck the man in the wall. The wall is in the way.
a compelling argument 🤔 i suppose we could always get rid of wally in favor of pazuul. he technically isn’t even a man i don’t think the void has a gender
Eudico for his bigender swag
i cannot stop fucking thinking about the phrase "fumbled a BBW"
has not left my lexicon since i saw it a week ago
they killed him for this
they should invent a profound love between two people that doesnt involve the power and chance of doing profound hurt
btw
It's Wet Beast Wednesday
cmon kid... we've gotta go save Wet Beast Wednesday.... TWO!
Repairing his run-down laptop, the grad student is tempted to obliterate the anxiety-ridden piece of junk instead.
Anonymous asked:
giving u $5 in exchange for the promise of a tbh who says sth like "i promise i am eating a real meal" (so that i can send it to friends who r worried about my eating habits lol)
sm-baby answered:
FEED
